Me: hey mum what's green and has wheels?
Me: grass i lied about the wheels
Mum: go to your room
me: everyone is beautiful and should accept themselves no matter what everyone is lovely
me: except for me
There was a goat in my school’s parking lot today…. a FREAKING GOAT!!!
Did you tell it to goat away?
Or to BAAAAAAck off?
You know, you should of just told it to buck off